Charlie Brooker Quotes

I'm Somewhat Socially Inept. Slide Me Between Two Strangers At Any Light-hearted Jamboree And I'll Either Rock Awkwardly And Silently On My Heels, Or Come Out With A Stone-cold Conversation-killer Like, "This Room's Quite Rectangular, Isn't It?" I Glide Through The Social Whirl With All The Elegance Of A Dog In High Heels

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