Daniel Handler Quotes

I'm Sitting On The Lumbering Late Bus, Thinking About The Way I'm Going To Start My Monday: By Filling Out An Unexcused Absence Form For The Cranky Secretary. The Last Time The Bus Was Late She Actually Told Me, "Don't Tell Me The Bus Was Late. That Excuse Won't Work Anymore Today. About Ten Kids Ahead Of You Said That Their Bus Was Late, Too." I Tried To Explain That We All Took The Same Bus, But There Was No Pulling The Wool Over Her Eyes. She Wasn't Born Yesterday.

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