Patton Oswalt Quotes

I'm Sitting At The Bar, Rearranging The Order Of My Jokes. I'm Under The Delusion That I'm Having Bad Shows Because Of Some Cosmic Misalignment Of Words, Phrases, And Ideas. I May As Well Have Cast Runes Into A Spirit Bowl, Hoping That The Collective Heart Of The Audience Would Open To My Necromantic Call. Maybe That's How Jugglers Do It. Those Guys Never Have Shitty Sets.

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