Lilith Saintcrow Quotes
I'm Probably The Only Sixteen-year-old Girl In A Three Hundred Mile Radius Who Knows How To Distinguish Between A Poltergeist From An Actual Ghost (hint: If You Can Disrupt It With Nitric Acid, Or If It Throws New Crap At You Every Time, It's A Poltergeist), Or How To Tell If A Medium's Real Or Faking It (poke 'em With A True Iron Needle). I Know The Six Signs Of A Good Occult Store (Number One Is The Proprietor Bolts The Door Before Talking About Real Business) And The Four Things You Never Do When You're In A Bar With Other People Who Know About The Darker Side Of The World (don't Look Weak). I Know How To Access Public Information And Talk My Way Around Clerks In Courthouses (a Smile And The Right Clothing Will Work Wonders). I Also Know How To Hack Into Newspaper Files, Police Reports, And Some Kinds Of Government Databases (primary Rule: Don't Get Caught. Duh).
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