Woody Allen Quotes

I'm Going To Kill Myself. I Should Go To Paris And Jump Off The Eiffel Tower. I'll Be Dead. You Know, In Fact, If I Get The Concorde, I Could Be Dead Three Hours Earlier, Which Would Be Perfect. Or Wait A Minute. It
With The Time Change, I Could Be Alive For Six Hours In New York But Dead Three Hours In Paris. I Could Get Things Done, And I Could Also Be Dead.

Related Authors

• Alberto A. Arcia
• Andrew David Naselli
• Christine Hinwood
• D.B. Nielsen
• David Goldman
• Ed Zitron
• Hayden Carruth
• Ibraheem Abbas
• Joe Taslim
• Matthew Kimberley
• Sarah Jaune
• Tit Elingtin

Related Topics

• Quotes About Photography Love

  As a matter of fact, nearly all the greatest work is being, and has always been done, by those who are following photography for the love of it, and not — Alfred Stieglitz

• Quotes About Getting Your Licence

  Getting hold of illegal weapons is so easy that gun laws would not stop anyone who really wanted to kill. The gun used by Martin Bryant in Port Arthur was — David Icke

• Quotes About You Broke Me

  Childhood was terrifying for me. A kid has no control. You're three feet tall, flat broke, unemployed, and illiterate. Terror snaps you awake. You pay keen attention. People can just — Mary Karr

• Cute Love You Mom Quotes

  Dee and Adam were joined at the mouth when I sat down. I glanced at Carissa. She rolled her eyes, but I smiled. My sucky love life aside, I was — Jennifer L. Armentrout

• Great Algebra Quotes

  The fact that the descent of the Quran led not only to the foundation of one of the world's great civilizations, but also to the creation of one of the — Seyyed Hossein Nasr