Kirk Douglas Quotes

I'm Glad They Gave Women The Right To Vote, But Sometimes I'm Sorry They Have The Right To Smoke. Most Women Are Messy About It, Particularly About Their Lipstick. I Don't Mind Wiping Lipstick Off Myself, But I Hate Seeing It On Cigarettes, Napkins And Coffee Cups! I Don't Like Women With All Their Beauty Machinery Showing-curlers, Cold Cream, Mascara Brushes. I'd Even Prefer To Not See A Woman Touch Up Her Lipstick, But I Guess That's Expecting Too Much.

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