Jenny Lawson Quotes

I'd Just Run Into My Gynecologist At Starbucks And She Totally Looked Right Past Me Like She Didn't Even Know Me. And So I Stood There Wondering Whether That's Something She Does On Purpose To Make Her Clients Feel Less Uncomfortable, Or Whether She Just Genuinely Didn't Recognize Me Without My Vagina. Either Way, It's Very Disconcerting When People Who've Been Inside Your Vagina Don't Acknowledge Your Existence. Also, I Just Want To Clarify That I Don't Mean "without My Vagina" Like I Didn't Have It With Me At The Time.

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