Lauren Beukes Quotes

I Yank Open The Cutlery Drawer To Be Confronted With An Anomaly Worse Than Emails From Dead People Or A Man With A Gun Sitting On My Bed. It's A Large Carving Knife With A Viciously Serrated Edge And Two Broken Teeth. It's Tarnished With Rust. It's Not Mine. And Neither Is The China Figurine Of A Kitten With One Paw Playfully Raised, Also Stained With Rust. But It's Not Rust. It's Not Rust At All. Perversely, The Thought That Flashes Through My Brain Is "I Can Haz Murder Weapon?" I Laugh Out Loud, A Sobbing Hiccup.

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