Mary Ann Rivers Quotes

I Wonder If He Practices Making Awkward And Nerdy Look Sort Of Cool. Like He Fills His House With Furniture That Is The Wrong Scale For His Tall Body And Buys Plaid Shirts In Bulk And Tells His Barber To Leave Crazy, Too-long Pieces Of Hair Mixed In With The Regularly Cut Hair So Everything Always Looks Messy.
Then He Runs His Hands Through His Hair And Puts On His Plaid Shirts And Uses Mirrors To Watch Himself Sit In Uncomfortable Furniture Until Comfortable Furniture Looks Like It's The One With The Problem.

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