Brian Regan Quotes

I Was Watchin' The News The Other Day, And I Heard Them Talking About A Criminal Named Brian Regan Same Spelling And Everything. He's Gonna Be In Jail For The Rest Of His Life. So I'm Sitting There Doing A Crossword Puzzle And All Of A Sudden I Hear, It Is Unknown Whether The Charges Against Brian Regan Will Lead To His Execution. Guess I Can Put This Down. Honey, Did We Pay That Parking Ticket?!

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