P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of "Do What I Say Or I'll Light This Marlboro And You'll All Die - In Thirty Years Due To Inhalation Of Secondhand Smoke."

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of Do What I Say

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