Hank Bracker Quotes

I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I Opened My Eyes I Saw The Burly Farmer Standing There, Unbuttoning His Pants. Instinctively, I Knew What He Was Up To! Hans Wouldn't Be As Easy To Dissuade As The Sturdy Young Man Who Had Guided Me Up The Mountain. With No Time To Think I Let Fly With My Foot, Kicking Him In The Groin. The Force From The Kick Caused Him To Inadvertently Fall Forward, Hitting A Small End Table With His Mouth. When This Happened He Bit His Lip And Broke His Dentures.

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

Hank Bracker Quotes: I Was Sleeping On The Couch One Afternoon When Suddenly I Sensed That Someone Was Leaning Over Me. When I

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