Jimmy Carr Quotes

I Was Out With A Friend And He Came Over With A Pair Of Girls. I Said To Him "They're Like Buses." He Said "What? Because You Wait For Ages And Then Two Come Along At Once." I Said "No, They Are Like Buses!"

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