Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of Crackers And A Can Of Easy Cheese. It Was Dark, And It Was A Surprise How Much Cheese I Had Applied On Each Cracker. That's Why They Should Have A Glow-in-the-dark Version Of Easy Cheese. It's Not Like The Product Has Any Integrity To Begin With. If You Buy A Room-temperature Cheese That You Squeeze Out Of A Can, You Probably Won't Get Mad Because It Glows In The Dark Too.

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was On A Bus Once, It Was In The Middle Of The Night, And I Had A Box Of

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