Jennifer Lawrence Quotes
I Was Just Like A Pathological Liar When I Was A Kid. I Think I Just Wanted To One-up Somebody. Somebody Would Be Like, 'Oh, God, My Legs Hurt.' I'd Be Like, 'Your Legs Hurt? I'm Getting Mine Amputated Next Week.' And That's Actually How My Mother Found Out. She Came To School And Somebody Was Like, 'God, That's Such A Shame About Jennifer's Legs.' She Made Me Purge. I Had To Spill Out All Of My Lies. I Was Like, 'I Said That Dad Drove A Barge, And We Were Millionaires, And You Were Pregnant, I Had To Get My Legs Amputated, And I Spayed Cats And Dogs On The Weekends.' Now I Can't Lie.
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