Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, "this Is Not A Library!" "OK! I Will Talk Louder, Then!"

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

Mitch Hedberg Quotes: I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, This Is Not A Library! Ok! I

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