Jordan Klepper Quotes
I Was A Giant Fan Of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' In High School, And I Was Obsessed With Jim Carrey And Cut Out Any Picture Of Jim Carrey That Ever Came In Any Kind Of Magazine. I Put It All Over My Walls. At The Time, I Thought Humor Was Just Repeating Lines From 'Ace Ventura' Ad Nauseum In The Back Of My Advanced Math Class.
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