Kristen Schaal Quotes
I Wanted To Make Sure That My Act Was Family Friendly For Tonight, But I Don't Have Babies. So I Thought That Maybe I Could Pretend That I Had Babies And That Way I Could Appeal To The People In The Audience Who Have Babies And To The People Who Like To Pretend That They Have Babies.
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