Kimberly Lauren Quotes
I Usually Try Not To Stay The Night At Any Of The Greek Houses Because I Hate Waking Up In Them. The Next Morning, The Magic Of The Party Has Worn Off And All You're Left With Is Beer Cans, Vomit And A Guy Asleep In The Bathtub. For Some Reason, There Is Always A Guy Asleep In The Bathtub; I Can Never Understand How They Got Themselves There.
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