T.J. Klune Quotes

I Told Him God Didn't Invent Grocery Stores. He Told Me That I Had No Proof Of This, And Wouldn't I Feel Stupid When I Died And Went To Heaven And Saw God's Food Mart? I Told Him That Was A Dumb Name For A Grocery Store. He Told Me That I Couldn't Do Any Better. I Told Him God's Grocery Store Was Named God's Amazing Food Emporium And That They Had Weekly Specials On The Body Of Christ Sourdough Bread Loaves. He Told Me I Was Sacrilegious. I Told Him We Weren't Any Kind Of Religious.

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