David Sedaris Quotes

I Thought About This For Days, Just As I Thought Of The Special-ed Teacher I Met In Pittsburgh. "You Know," I Said, "I Hear Those Words And Automatically Think Handicapped, Or, Learning Disabled. But Aren't A Lot Of Your Students Just Assholes?"
"You Got It," She Said. Then She Told Me About A Kid - Last Day Of Class - Who Wrote On The Blackboard, "Mrs. J Is A Cock Master."
I Was Impressed Because I'd Never Heard That Term Before. She Was Impressed Because The Boy Had Spelled It Correctly.

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