Kristen Schaal Quotes

I Think It's Great Training For Any Comedian To Start On Cows. Because With Cows, You Expect Them To Be Bored And Just Stare At You Blankly. And That's Exactly What You'll Get At A Comedy Club. If You Can Toughen Up With A Cow Audience, Then You'll Never Be Worried With A Human Audience.

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