Bill Konigsberg Quotes

I Think Anyone Who Stops At A Gas Station At Night Is Up To No Good. I Think That If Cops Want To Stop Drunk Driving, They Should Hide Out In The Bushes At The Taco Bell Drive-through. I Think If You're A Guy And You Pull Down Your Pants And The Girl You're With Starts Texting, You Have A Small Penis.

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