Rachel Held Evans Quotes
I Suspect That In The Late '90s Alone, Youth Group Games Were Responsible For Millions Of Mono Breakouts, Thousands Of Broken Bones, Dozens Of Stomach Pumps, And Countless Hours Of Therapy, For They Typically Involved Placing Insecure, Hormonally Charged Teenagers In As Physically Awkward And Borderline Dangerous A Situation As Possible, Preferably In The Company Of Food, In A Misguided Effort To "break The Ice" That Invariably Resulted In Someone Either Throwing Up Or Getting An Erection.
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