Jen Lancaster Quotes

I Stuff Another Handful Of Raisinets In My Mouth. What Gets Me Is The 'pretty Face' Bit. 'Cause I Won't Mind Being Reminded I'm Fat As Long As You Water It Down First. Why Not Say, Hey I'm Going To Insult You, But First I Will Congratulate Your Fortunate Genetics And Appropriate Appliclation Of Bobbi Brown Cosmetics To Prevent You From Hitting Me. Sh*t; I Kind Of Prefer Being Called A 'fat Bitch.' At Least It Doesn't Pull Any Punches.

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