Dean Koontz Quotes

I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told Me That Santa Was A Wicked Pervert Who Would Cut Off My Peepee With A Pair Of Scissors ... If I Didn't Stop Chattering About Him, He Would Be Certain To Put Me On His List And Look Me Up.
Christmas Was Never The Same After That, But At Least I Still Have My Peepee.

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

Dean Koontz Quotes: I Stopped Keeping An Eye Out For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve Because, When I Was Five, My Mother Told

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