Terry Pratchett Quotes

I SEE THE GIRL WRITES IN GREEN CRAYON ON PINK PAPER WITH A MOUSE IN THE CORNER. THE MOUSE IS WEARING A DRESS.
'I Ought To Point Out That She Decided To Do That So The Hogfather Would Think She Was Sweet,' Said Susan. 'Including The Deliberate Bad Spelling. But Look, Why Are You ... '
SHE SAYS SHE IS FIVE YEARS OLD.
'In Years, Yes. In Cynicism, She's About Thirty-five. Why Are You Doing The ... '
BUT SHE BELIEVES IN THE HOGFATHER?
'She'd Believe In Anything If There Was A Dolly In It For Her.

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