Kevin Hearne Quotes

I See. And Who Is This Author?"
"Neil Fucking Gaiman."
"His Second Name Is Fucking?"
"No, Leif, That's The Honorary Second Name All Celebrities Are Given By Their Fans. It's Not An Insult, It's A Huge Compliment, And He's Earned It. You'd Like Him. He Dresses All In Black Like You. Read A Couple Of His Books, And Then When You Meet Him, You'll Squee Too."
Leif Found The Suggestion Distasteful. "I Would Never Behave With So Little Dignity. Nor Would I Wish To Be Confronted In Such A Manner By Anyone Else. Vampires Inspire Screams, Not Squees. Involuntary Urination Is Common, I Grant, But It Properly Flows From A Sense Of Terror, Not An Ecstatic Sense Of Hero Worship.

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