Jimmy Carr Quotes

I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, "why Not"? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

Jimmy Carr Quotes: I Said To My Girlfriend, You Shouldn't Eat Before You Swim. She Said, Why Not? I Said, You Look Fat.

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