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I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom, The Ceiling Fan Above My Bed, The Blue Drinking Glass I Favored Above All The Others Simply Because Over The Years Its Entire Family Had Perished One By One During Various Interactions With Hard Surfaces Around The Kitchen And I'd Convinced Myself Our Solitude Was Linked.
"I'm Gay," I Told These Things. "I'm A Homo."
I Would Wait For The Orphaned Drinking Glass To Shatter, The Ceiling Fan To Drop, Or For The Soap Dish To Let Out A Bloodcurdling Scream. But Nothing Ever Happened. The World Went On As Ever.

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

Nick Burd Quotes: I Practiced Saying I Was Gay To Inanimate Objects Around The House. I Told The Soap Dish In The Bathroom,

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