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I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told Them That I Was Calling From Inside My Bathroom, Where I'd OD'ed On Laxatives, And That A Possible Rapist Was Quietly Passing Me Notes Under The Bathroom Door.

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

Jenny Lawson Quotes: I Picked Up The Phone To Call The Police, But Then I Considered How It Would Sound When I Told

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