W.C. Fields Quotes

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

W.C. Fields Quotes: I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined

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