John Cleese Quotes

I Once Compiled A List Of Events That Frightened Her, And It Was Quite Comprehensive: Very Loud Snoring; Low-flying Aircraft; Church Bells; Fire Engines; Trains; Buses And Lorries; Thunder; Shouting; Large Cars; Most Medium-sized Cars; Noisy Small Cars; Burglar Alarms; Fireworks, Especially Crackers; Loud Radios; Barking Dogs; Whinnying Horses; Nearby Silent Horses; Cows In General; Megaphones; Sheep; Corks Coming Out Of Sparkling Wine Bottles; Motorcycles, Even Very Small Ones; Balloons Being Popped; Vacuum Cleaners (not Being Used By Her); Things Being Dropped; Dinner Gongs; Parrot Houses; Whoopee Cushions; Chiming Doorbells; Hammering; Bombs; Hooters; Old-fashioned Alarm Clocks; Pneumatic Drills; And Hairdryers (even Those Used By Her).

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