Louise Lasser Quotes

I Must Have Been Born Under An Unlucky Star. You Know I Have Filled Out Entry Blanks For Every Single Drawing In The Supermarket For The Last Twelve Years, And The Only Thing I Ever Won Was A Coupon For A Small Little Jar Of Tomato Paste. But They Were Out Of Tomato Paste, And By The Time They Got More In, My Coupon Had Expired. And Now I Have Venereal Disease.

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