Eugene Mirman Quotes

I Moved Recently And I Moved My Cable And Internet And Phone Service Which Was All Provided By Time Warner Cable. And You Know, I Made A Plan With Them Where They'd Come Sometime Between Summer Solstice And Winter Solstice And I Would Wait.

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