Brian Malloy Quotes

I Met Them In Minneapolis When The Society Hosted A Brunch For This Year's Winners And Gave Us These Oversized Checks They Had Us Pose With. The Picture Made The Front Page Of The Le Sueur News Herald.
It Was Really Embarrassing Because I'm Smiling With My Eyes Shut.
And If That Wasn't Bad Enough, Russ Made A Huge Copy Of The Photo, Replacing The Background With A Highway Scene And The Check I Was Holding With A Sign That Said NEED RIDE TO STAR TREK CONVENTION.

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