Elle Casey Quotes
I Look Over At Andie. "Please Don't Tell Me She's Going To Touch Chicken Poop."
Andie's Face Is Totally Impassive. "Nope."
"Phew. That's A Relief." ...
"She Is Going To Touch Their Eggs, Though."
... "Then She Is Going To Touch Their Poop."
She Laughs, Sounding Confused. "How So?" She Takes A Sip Of Her Drink As She Waits To Be Educated By Me.
I Cringe. "Ew, Andie. Because The Eggs Come From Their Butts, Of Course."
Andie Laughs So Hard She Spits Coffee Out At Me ... "You've Got To Be Kidding Me." She Wipes Tears Away. "Oh, Man, Candice, I Sure Have Missed You."
I Frown At Her Obvious Ignorance Of All Things Chicken. "I Missed You Too. But Why Are You Laughing Over Simple Scientific Facts? Google Is Your Friend, You Know, Andie. You Really Shouldn't Neglect Your Googling.
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