Aries Spears Quotes

I Like To Go To The Frat House And Drink With My White Friends, Because Anytime You Go Drinking At The Frat House, White Boys Bring You A Drink And Hand It To You Like It's A Top CIA Secret. They'll Hand Me My Drink, And I'll Go, 'Man, What The Hell Is In This?' 'Dude, Don't Worry. Don't Ask, Just Drink It. I'll See You In 20 Minutes.' Next Thing You Know, I'm Buck Naked, Standing On A Coffee Table, With A Cowboy Hat.

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