Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I Like It When You Reach Into A Vending Machine To Grab Your Candy Bar, And That Flap Goes Up To Block You From Reaching Up? That's A Good Invention. Before That, It Was Hard Times For The Vending Machine Owners. "Yeah, What Candy Bar Are You Getting?" "That One, And Every One On The Bottom Row!"

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