Jen Lancaster Quotes

I Have To Pause The Video While I Corral The Dogs In The Other Room. They Howl In Protest, And I Tell Them They Are Harshing My Mellow And Yogi Beef Jerky's Going To Be Pissed.
Such A Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie Is Not The Answer

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