Hayden Thorne Quotes
I Hated Meatloaf. It Was Like Something That Satan Pooped Out After An Eternity Of Constipation. So I Told Mom Because I Was Honest That Way. I Sat Back, Squared My Shoulders, And Met Her Eyes, All Confident-like.
Mom, Meatloaf's Like Something That Satan Pooped Out After An Eternity Of Constipation. It Should Be Outlawed, Frankly, And Serving It For Dinner Is Like Child Abuse And Should Carry With It Some Pretty Stiff Penalties.
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