Neil Gaiman Quotes

I Had To Persuade A Dog To Swallow A Pill. I Twittered For Advice And I Got Suggestion After Suggestion. Most Of Them Didn't Work. 'Put The Pill In The Sausage.' No - That Doesn't Work. 'Cheese.' No.
Then Someone Said: 'You Wrap It In Butter And It Will Slide Down.'
I Tried It And It Worked!
And I'd Learnt How To Give A Pill To A Dog Through The Magic Of Twitter.

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