David Wong Quotes

I Had Gotten Hungry For Bratwurst And Had Been Walking Toward The Entrance Of One Of The Four McDonald's Franchises In Undisclosed (if You Think It's Weird Getting A Bratwurst From A McDonald's, Then You're Not From The Midwest). I Glanced At The Cartoon Clown Logo In The Window And Let Out A Scream.
Just A Little Scream, And A Manly One. But I Still Frightened One Little Girl On The Sidewalk So Badly That She Screamed, Too.

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