Kevin Hearne Quotes

I Had An ASU Student Looking For It In My Shop Last Week, And He Defined The Bacchants For Me As 'those Drunk Chicks Who Killed That One Dude Because He Wouldn't Have Sex With Them.' His Professors Must Be So Proud. I Asked Him If He Knew What Maenads Were, And Instead Of Correctly Answering That It Was Just Another Name For Bacchants, He Bizarrely Thought I Was Referring To My Own Testicles - As In, "'Ere Now, Mate, Don't Swing That Bat Around Me Nads.'" The Conversation Deteriorated Quickly After That.

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