Konnie Huq Quotes

I Had A Saturday Job In A Chemist. The Pay Was Something Ridiculous Like £2 An Hour - It Was Slave Labour - And I Spent All Day Cleaning Shelves. On My First Day An Actress From Eldorado, Which Was On Telly At The Time, Came In And Said, 'Can I Have Some Replense Please?' I Didn't Know What It Was, So I Had To Ask Her And She Had To Say, 'It's Vaginal Moisturiser,' In Front Of A Massive Queue Of People. After One Day I Was Like, 'I Don't Want To Do This Job Any More, It's Just Boring.'

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