Fanny Merkin Quotes

I Growl With Frustration At My Reflection In The Mirror. My Hair Is Fifty Shades Messed Up. Why Is It So Kinky And Out Of Control? I Need To Stop Sleeping With It Wet. As I Brush My Long Brown Hair, The Girl In The Mirror With The Brown Eyes Too Big For Her Head Stares Back At Me. Wait ... My Eyes Are Blue! It Dawns On Me That I've Been Staring At A Poster Of Kristen Stewart For Five Minutes. My Own Hair Is Fine.

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