Terry Pratchett Quotes

I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I Dislike Heroes. You Can't Trust The Buggers. They Always Let You Down. I Don't Believe In The Natural Nobility Of Kings, Because A Large Percentage Of Them In Our History Have Turned Out To Be Power-crazed Idiots. And I Certainly Don't Believe In The Wisdom Of Wizards. I've Worked With Their Modern Equivalents, And I Know What I'm Talking About.

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

Terry Pratchett Quotes: I Get Depressed With These Fluffy Dragons And Noble Elves. Elves Were Never Noble. They Were Cruel Bastards. And I

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