T.J. Klune Quotes

I Fell In Love With Ryan, You Got Jealous, Then I Fell Out Of Love With Him Because He Seemed Needy, You Tied Me Up, I Got Half A Chubby Because It Reminded Me Of Octavio, And Now You Have A Date With Ryan. Oops. I Mean Todd. Gosh, I'm Beat. What A Long Night.

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