Kris Kidd Quotes

I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright White Twice A Month But It Never Seems Light Enough. I Drink Two And A Half Bottles Of Champagne Every Night But I Never Seem Drunk Enough. And I Know I'm Not High Enough Until Someone Grabs My Face To Check My Vision To See If I'm Still Responsive - And Even Then, I'm Thinking To Myself That I Should Probably Do One More Line, You Know, Just To Be Safe.

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

Kris Kidd Quotes: I Dye My Jeans Jet Black Once A Week, But They Never Seem Dark Enough. I Bleach My Hair Bright

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