Mark Lawrence Quotes
I Dropped The Head And Kicked It Into The Crowd. I Say "kicked" But In Truth It's A Bad Idea To Kick A Head. I Learned That Years Ago, A Lesson That Cost Me Two Broken Toes. What You Want To Do Is Shove The Head With The Side Of Your Foot, Like You're Throwing It. It's Going To Roll Anyhow So You Don't Need That Much Force. See, The Thing About Severed Heads Is The Owner No Longer Has Any Interest In Minimizing The Force Of The Blow, Or Any Ability To Do So For That Matter. When You Kick Somebody In The Head As You Do From Time To Time, They Tend To Be Actively Trying To Move Themselves Out Of The Way And The Contact Is Lessened. A Severed Head Is A Dead Weight, Even If It's Watching You.
And That Exhausts My Insights Into The Kicking Of Severed Heads. Admittedly It's More Than Most People Have To Offer On The Subject But There Were Mayans Who Knew A Lot More Than I Do. That Of Course Is A Whole Different Ball-game.
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